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A continuing study about how the world is made up of Nutty People and Funny Organizations. We wish all our nutty news stories were all funny news stories, but in the process of revealing the nuttiness of the world, some news stories are just NUTS! Which can be very sad. What Qualifies as Nutty News?

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Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Woman Accidentally Shoots Self At Gun Range Nutty News Summary: Woman Accidentally Shoots Self At Gun Range Submitted By:TommyDOn 2006-12-30

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat Nutty News Summary: A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. Submitted By:On 2006-06-28

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Official Apologizes For Saying Bush Should Be Shot Between Eyes Nutty News Summary: State Comptroller Alan Hevesi publicly apologized Thursday for a "beyond dumb" Submitted By:On 2006-06-04

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Illegals granted Social Security Nutty News Summary: We all know that millions of undocumented immigrants pay Social Security and Medicare taxes for years and sometimes decades while they work to contribute to our economy," said Sen. John McCain, Arizona Republican. Submitted By:On 2006-05-22

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Ogling Breasts Makes Men Live Longer Nutty News Summary: Nonexistent medical study touts supposed benefits of men's mammary preoccupations Submitted By:On 2006-05-21

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman' Nutty News Summary: A transsexual whose 17-year marriage to an heiress was nullified when the wife discovered her husband was a woman Submitted By:On 2006-05-21

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Man Claims To Find Rodent Tooth In Peanuts Nutty News Summary: filed the lawsuit in St. Clair County Circuit Court, seeking up to $55,000 in damages from the nation's largest food company. Submitted By:On 2006-05-21

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Town Cracks Down On Unwed Couples Nutty News Summary: The city council in Black Jack, Mo., has rejected a measure allowing unmarried couples with multiple children to live together. Submitted By:On 2006-05-21

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	China rocked by 'sandpaper' chip fraud Nutty News Summary: The revelation that a groundbreaking mobile phone chip is a fake has shocked China, Submitted By:On 2006-05-18

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Church gives away iPods to draw new members Nutty News Summary: IPod Shuffle giveaways have been used to lure people to open bank accounts and buy cars and as bait by online hucksters. Well, now even churches are getting in on the craze. Submitted By:On 2006-05-18

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Spacecraft crashed into satellite Nutty News Summary: A robotic NASA spacecraft designed to rendezvous with an orbiting satellite instead crashed into its target, Submitted By:On 2006-05-18

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Lactic Acid Is Not Muscles' Foe, It's Fuel Nutty News Summary: Everyone who has even thought about exercising has heard the warnings about lactic acid. Submitted By:On 2006-05-18

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	How The Da Vinci Code Doesn't Work Nutty News Summary: Since its 2003 publication, "The Da Vinci Code" Submitted By:On 2006-05-15

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Sales of canned oxygen to create fresh market for Seven-Eleven Japan Nutty News Summary: Japanese convenience store operator Seven-Eleven Japan has breathed fresh air into its product lineup by announcing it will add cans of oxygen to its shelves. Submitted By:On 2006-05-15

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	it's a plane ... no, it's a kitty-cat? Nutty News Summary: Ballooning kitten draws fire from Humane Society Submitted By:On 2006-05-15

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Before storms, let's party Nutty News Summary: The Tampa Bay area hasn't seen much rain this spring. But that hasn't stopped folks from organizing the summer's first hurricane party. Submitted By:On 2006-05-15

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Lost at sea for 22 days, men text message for help Nutty News Summary: Three Australian men lost at sea for more than three weeks survived on raw squid and rainwater, and called for help by cellphone, police said Wednesday. Submitted By:On 2006-05-14

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Car that does 8000 miles to the gallon Nutty News Summary: A BRITISH inventor was today due to show off the car he believes could be the world's most fuel-efficient vehicle. Submitted By:On 2006-05-14

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	DOJ Drops Wiretap Investigation Nutty News Summary: NSA refuses access to DOJ investigators. It seems the NSA is above the law! Submitted By:On 2006-05-12

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Wal-Mart seeks smiley face rights Nutty News Summary: Franklin Loufrani - just one of a number of people who profess to have invented the image - has marketed the sign since the early 1970s. Submitted By:On 2006-05-10

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Cell-Phone Tracking: Laws Needed Nutty News Summary: Police seem to track information about citizens, without any search warrants. Submitted By:News LoverOn 2006-05-10

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-10-19

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	'Women' check out men in restroom at 5-star hotel Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-10-19

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Nagging wife has hubby pleading for jail Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-10-19

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Snake bursts after gobbling gator Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-10-06

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	New Orleans police face looting probe Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-09-29

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Firefighters: We Were Misused In Katrina Rescue Efforts Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-09-27

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Burger King recalls 'sacrilegious' desserts Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-09-25

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH! Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-09-20

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Woman fired after rescuing siblings from Mississippi Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-09-15

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Rocks Thrown at Border Patrol Chopper Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-26

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Obese Woman Angry That Doctor Advised Weight Loss Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-25

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Man faked kidnap to skip wedding Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-24

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Televangelist Calls for Chavez' Death Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-23

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Squirrel Attacks Police Officer Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-23

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Pantie Thief Gets Beat Up. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-23

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Man Has Sex With Rabbit. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-14

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Web Entrepreneur Banks on 'Bum-vertising' Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-14

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Time to Get Naked! Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-14

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Cops Fine Swimmers for Harassing Seals Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-08

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Extermination of Indian presence in society continues. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-06

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Man dies after sex with horse Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-06

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Michel Jackson jurors bank on flip-flop. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-04

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	NASA checks EBay for obsolete parts Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-04

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Boy dressed as Batman breaks into Eagle County home Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-03

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	San Diego Government beginning to seize private citizens' land. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-03

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Funky fungus prompts murder investigation Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-02

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Is Tom Cruise a relationship addict? Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-08-02

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Astronomers say they’ve found the 10th planet Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-31

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	8-Year-Old Charged For Sexual Conduct With Sitter Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-30

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Australia outlaws 'Grand Theft Auto' Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-30

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Wife cuts off husband's penis. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-29

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Woman sues Denny's over toilet burns Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-29

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Giant engagement ring weighed Paris down. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-29

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Contest Honors World's Worst Writers. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-29

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Another Shark Attack? Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-28

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Where is BigFoot? Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-28

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Mourners flee after corpse shot in casket. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-28

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Monster Mice’ Are Eating Island’s Seabirds. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-28

Vote Thumbs UP Thumbs Down	Japanese Develop A 'Female' Android. Nutty News Summary: Submitted By:On 2005-07-27

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